Ellie

My Tuesday

This is my day today. Cleaning out the clothes. More specifically, cleaning out and passing on all my girl clothes [sniffs]. I’m okay, really. I’m just fine with the nine million boxes of boy clothes I will have. I’m down with all the blue. I am totally cool with being “the mother-in-law”. [sob] Oh man, I gotta stop going down this road …

Moving on …

To help me deal with the clothes angst, I am in super cool mode today. Special thanks to Carrie for the sweet tie-dye apparel. Being this cool somehow helps with the clothes sorting … or something.

Note to self: when you’re this much of a nerd, never “strike a pose”.

So, this is my Tuesday! What’s yours?

Oh! I almost forgot! Later today, I will be spending some time in the kitchen for a killer recipe that will include dark chocolate, white chocolate, peanut butter, and oreos. Stay tuned. It is sure to be epic.

My Project Update: the good, the bad, etc

Just to be clear, and very honest, here is what I should have been doing this weekend …

Look at all those clothes just waiting to be folded! Actually, I believe that wrinkles, whether on your skin or in your clothes are good for your soul and character building. It’s true. Also, could you please note the clothes presence in the pac ‘n’ play? What else do you do when you have a one year old who dumps laundry baskets?

Yes, so I totally ignored the laundry, most likely hurting it’s little feelings for this …

Ignore the freak hands and bandaged finger. I tried to wrangle an ancient drying rack and, well, it won. By a significant margin. I will now go hang my head in shame. Moving on …

Did I mention I love this fabric? Because I do!

Detail on the strap and boning around the neckline …

And … [drum roll, please] … FINISHED PRODUCT!

It’s a nursing cover! But, not just any nursing cover … this is the Mercedes of nursing covers. This thing is posh. This thing is a tent! I love it! And when I’m done using it for nursing, I just may swing it over my shoulder and go fight crime.

Why make it on my fourth child? First, I’m slow … and second, I’ve fought blankets for the last five years. I’m done fighting blankets … the size, the smother effect, the too small to be functional issue … all of it! If I go any further in this train of revolutionary thought, I’ll break into a song from Les Mis, so I’m going to stop.

However, if you’re like me at all and are still searching for that perfect cover up, check out this awesome pattern from Passionate Homemaking!

Seriously … still thinking about using it as a crime fighting cape …

The End.

Weekend Projects: Potential Addiction

Rejoice, it’s the weekend again!

I had so much fun with my little project last weekend, that I’m thinking of making this a regular part of my weekends. (if and when I can)

I won’t say too much about the project now, but let’s just say it’ll be using a little of this …

By the way, I love this fabric so much! It’s hard to tell with the faux “I think I’m a photographer so I use cool techniques on my phone” coloring, but the background is a minty yet vintage blue color and the design reminds me of the brown in chocolate. Yum.

I’m sure there will be a dramatic post on Monday (or thereabouts) with a complete crafting update.

In the meantime, enjoy your weekend!

Unexpected Five

Three Day Weekend = THE AWESOME

Four Day Work Week = EVEN BETTER

Spending Two Days of a Shortened Week With Unexpected Issues = WAIT, WHAT?

Okay, I should probably explain … nobody’s sick and there’s no serious issue. I’m just being dramatic (shocking, I know). It was dumb, really. I mean, if this problem were a bug, you’d need a microscope to see it.

This week, my phone battery decided to throw an all-out, knock-down, drag-out fit and took my whole smart phone down with it. [By the way, I often wonder if my smart phone is actually smart … personally, I think my phone may be a little remedial … much as I adore it and can’t live without it.] So, rather than having the week I thought I was going to have, I spent several hours on both Wednesday and Thursday mornings in my local cell phone store being repeatedly asked technologically insulting question (“Why, yes, thank you, I do know how to turn the phone off!”). This little flea of an anecdote has a happy ending, in that I now have my phone back in working order and am no longer in smart phone withdrawal … but, in honor of this time-sucking aspect of my week, I give you … Friday Five: the “Unexpected Five” edition detailing our biggest “What?!” of the week. (It’s a slow week, I know … thought you all might like a little lightness after last week)

Bob: had to unexpectedly work two 15 hour days this week. You will find him sleeping at the nearest computer.

Ellie: see the bug story above. Thank you.

Darcy (in her own words … after a detailed parental explanation of the word “unexpected“): “Well, I went to Grammie’s house and rided on a wagon down the whole block and not my bike.” Thank you, Darcy.

Aidan: “IhihTsaseeBur“, an exact translation of which is “I hit Chasey-Bear“. Honesty appreciated, Aidan. Although, I suspect that was slightly more unexpected for Chase than it was for you.

Chase: When asked about his week, Chase simply says “Yeah!”. However, speaking for him, I believe his only unexpected event was finding out that his mother did NOT wanting him standing on the living room table. The end.

So, in short, the week is GOING …

GOING …

GONE!

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!

Don’t Eat the Landscaping

Recently, as I was picking up* my house, I ran into a pair of my shoes (that I’d been searching for all day) sitting on top of the coffee table. Where had they been before landing on the table? I can only speculate …

*one of my endless side notes: I had to include the information that I was picking up the house. It needed to documented. It happens so rarely. Ask my husband.

This made me think though … how much time I could lose every single day in fruitless speculation over how things got to be where they currently are when I find them. My children seem to be masters at putting things where they absolutely shouldn’t go (including at times, THEMSELVES), and short of bubble-wrapping the entire house as a child-proofing measure, I’m slightly at a loss. Still, when I’m not in the stress of the moment, they make me laugh hysterically (maybe too hysterically). So, please feel free to enjoy some amusement at our expense … someday they’ll be geniuses, right?

Here are some of my favorite questions from the past few weeks …

Why is there a graham cracker in the VCR slot?

Who put Daddy’s tie on the dog? (toy dog … our kids are our pets right now, thank you very much)

Why are there match sticks in the door jamb? …and for that matter, how did you get matches?!

Why are you eating Grandma’s landscaping?

Why is there a half-eaten lollipop stuck to my dress pants?

Why is Daddy’s cell ear-piece in the high chair?

Where are my keys? …and why are they in the pac ‘n’ play?

Who locked Mommy’s bedroom door and then closed it?

Who took the toilet paper (cardboard) tube out of the recycling? …and ate a bite out of it?

How did Chase get stuck in the bunk bed ladder again?

How did this sippy cup get in my bed table drawer?

Why are there action figures in the bathroom magazine basket?

And, my absolute favorite …

Why are you sitting in the refrigerator?

Ever asked yourself a crazy question like this? Please share. I need to know I’m not alone. Or at least, that I’m not the only crazy one.